B®AND LOYALTY
I was like so . . . Geico
And you were like so . . . Activia
And together we were like so . . . GlaxoSmithKline
In an effort to be so . . . Ann Taylor Loft
We end up so . . . Crocs
And sometimes we’re all like so . . . Ambien
When we mean to be so . . . Lemon Pledge Aerosol Spray
Although we’re perfectly fine being Pilot G2 Retractable
We’d much prefer to be Crayola Classic Washable
Some days, we must accept, will just be Glad Press’n Seal Plastic Wrap days
I was Kotex Maxi Pads with Leak Lock Medium Flow with reluctance, but still I was Kotex
Maxi Pads with Leak Lock Medium Flow
Even though you expected things to turn out so Comcast Triple Play
There’s a communal relief to being so Verizon Wireless Nationwide Unlimited
In the end I’d just like people to remember me as being as iRobot Roomba 570 as
possible
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SCHWARZENEGGERY
She leaves the room and mutters I’ll be back in a Schwarzeneggery sorta way so it comes out more like Aisle be bach, shallow in the throat, and this is just a way around the ordinary, this is just a pump on the pedal to keep rolling along, more awake than before and starcrossedly in love with hurried skirts in doorways, a plate in each hand, a yellow glove, a sponge, a rack, gliding, opening, shutting, championing a lesser-known sculptor. She knows she’s not supposed to love it but knows that’s why she does, why playing a part with the gust of history at its back evens her out like batter settling, even when she plays it badly. She makes presumptions from the kitchen and she presumes today to be a muscleman.
Becca Klaver
